Writing About Beer... While Drinking One

[Bernie Dorman]

Sorry about the typos, but whenever I have a tasty Heineken (wow, I spelt it right) my typing goes out the window (or into the urinal).

SO far, this site has been a detriment to my getting any work done, good thing I am self employed, because I would fire my butt. I come on here to see who has been visiting my profile, see a couple of nice tasty ales in the photos, and then I forget about working and run to the fridge for a cold Heiney! My taste buds are dancing for joy as I slug down a quarter of the bottle. The cold sensation follows me down to my midsection and I feel that sensation of life getting better real fast!

Sorry. I ended up enjoying that first beer a little too much and ended up having to go to the fridge and get myeslf another one. I can't really say whether the flavor of the second one is as good, but it does descend mighty well into my beer holder above my belt.

Seems the more of these I have, the better I get at drinking them. My typing has gone straight to heck, though, and it seems to take me much longer to get a sentence out... well, I get the sentence out, but then it take s me a while to correct all the little red underlines. Ooops, I missed one in the previous paragraph.

Screw it.

I am not going back.

If you dis me just because I missed a spelling err, then you probably drink wine, too!

So there...

I found my favorite beer commercial... here it is: